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[
  {
    "quote": "add some quotes, problem solved?",
    "author": "linusg",
    "utc_time": 1596660175,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20200805#c4651652",
    "context": "About a different kind of quote, but that's good enough for me! :)"
  },
  {
    "quote": "BenW: i'm sure it's fine lol",
    "author": "kling",
    "utc_time": 1605364559,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201114#c5825428"
  },
  {
    "quote": "dammit fuzzer, what madman would write '?~x/'?",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1606653374,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201129#c5999293",
    "context": "Fuzzers are even worse than users."
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'd totally implement that",
    "author": "nooga",
    "utc_time": 1611335335,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210122#c6624263"
  },
  {
    "quote": "No need to dereference the nullptr!",
    "author": "linusg",
    "utc_time": 1612014120,
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/5b43419a636699d71752de7cec91f6eb35ed50b5"
  },
  {
    "quote": "We can't not have the quotes under VC, that's a sin",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1612035713,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210130#c6726388",
    "context": "A quote about putting quotes in VC, in VC."
  },
  {
    "quote": "\"We really should start a \\\"Quotes\\\" page.\" - BenW",
    "author": "kling",
    "utc_time": 1612900961,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854420",
    "context": "Apparently I said that once too often."
  },
  {
    "quote": "if your port uses textrels, it likely uses other things that we don't want near serenity",
    "author": "thakis",
    "utc_time": 1612900918,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854410",
    "context": "\"jk but only a little bit jk\""
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'm afraid of where pulling that string will take me.",
    "author": "boricj",
    "utc_time": 1612954860,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210210#c6866141",
    "context": "C++ templates will lead you down the rabbithole."
  },
  {
    "quote": "$commitdescription ($user opened: The build failed.)",
    "author": "SerenityBot",
    "utc_time": 1613906220,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210221#c6989891",
    "context": "The IRC notifications are a little bit harsh sometimes, especially if they all seem to spell failure."
  },
  {
    "quote": "There cannot be more unused bits than the entirety of the input.",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1615188240,
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/5692#issue-586526857"
  },
  {
    "quote": "Does your code contain unexpected integer overflow? of course it does! contact BenW to find out why!",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1615228585,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210308#c7177736",
    "context": "Overflow-correct code is deviously hard. https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/183b2e71ba8d85293db493cab27b8adb4af54981"
  },
  {
    "quote": "clang-format formatted your JSON file? Call Brian at bgianf@serenityos.org today! *Terms and conditions apply",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "utc_time": 1619133730,
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/834932114125488149"
  },
  {
    "quote": "we started with dialup and \"web 2.0\" and ended up with touchscreen smartphones sucking broadband out of thin air",
    "author": "nooga",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/864277610510549002",
    "utc_time": 1626130562
  },
  {
    "quote": "1.28 GiB worth of hash table is a lot of hash table",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/870071227929202738",
    "utc_time": 1627511606
  },
  {
    "quote": "Changelog: All boogs fixed, thar be no moar boogs",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": "1627859603",
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/9127#issuecomment-890603297"
  },
  {
    "quote": "i'm here to influencer-marknadsföring and mjukvaruutveckling, and i'm all done utveckling the mjukvaru",
    "author": "thakis",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/877267999940292660",
    "utc_time": 1629242612
  }
]