[
  {
    "quote": "add some quotes, problem solved?",
    "author": "linusg",
    "utc_time": 1596660175,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20200805#c4651652",
    "context": "About a different kind of quote, but that's good enough for me! :)"
  },
  {
    "quote": "BenW: i'm sure it's fine lol",
    "author": "kling",
    "utc_time": 1605364559,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201114#c5825428"
  },
  {
    "quote": "dammit fuzzer, what madman would write '?~x/'?",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1606653374,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201129#c5999293",
    "context": "Fuzzers are even worse than users."
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'd totally implement that",
    "author": "nooga",
    "utc_time": 1611335335,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210122#c6624263"
  },
  {
    "quote": "No need to dereference the nullptr!",
    "author": "linusg",
    "utc_time": 1612014120,
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/5b43419a636699d71752de7cec91f6eb35ed50b5"
  },
  {
    "quote": "We can't not have the quotes under VC, that's a sin",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1612035713,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210130#c6726388",
    "context": "A quote about putting quotes in VC, in VC."
  },
  {
    "quote": "\"We really should start a \\\"Quotes\\\" page.\" - BenW",
    "author": "kling",
    "utc_time": 1612900961,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854420",
    "context": "Apparently I said that once too often."
  },
  {
    "quote": "if your port uses textrels, it likely uses other things that we don't want near serenity",
    "author": "thakis",
    "utc_time": 1612900918,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854410",
    "context": "\"jk but only a little bit jk\""
  },
  {
    "quote": "I'm afraid of where pulling that string will take me.",
    "author": "boricj",
    "utc_time": 1612954860,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210210#c6866141",
    "context": "C++ templates will lead you down the rabbithole."
  },
  {
    "quote": "$commitdescription ($user opened: The build failed.)",
    "author": "SerenityBot",
    "utc_time": 1613906220,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210221#c6989891",
    "context": "The IRC notifications are a little bit harsh sometimes, especially if they all seem to spell failure."
  },
  {
    "quote": "There cannot be more unused bits than the entirety of the input.",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1615188240,
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/5692#issue-586526857"
  },
  {
    "quote": "Does your code contain unexpected integer overflow? of course it does! contact BenW to find out why!",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": 1615228585,
    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210308#c7177736",
    "context": "Overflow-correct code is deviously hard. https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/183b2e71ba8d85293db493cab27b8adb4af54981"
  },
  {
    "quote": "clang-format formatted your JSON file? Call Brian at bgianf@serenityos.org today! *Terms and conditions apply",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "utc_time": 1619133730,
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/834932114125488149"
  },
  {
    "quote": "we started with dialup and \"web 2.0\" and ended up with touchscreen smartphones sucking broadband out of thin air",
    "author": "nooga",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/864277610510549002",
    "utc_time": 1626130562
  },
  {
    "quote": "1.28 GiB worth of hash table is a lot of hash table",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/870071227929202738",
    "utc_time": 1627511606
  },
  {
    "quote": "Changelog: All boogs fixed, thar be no moar boogs",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "utc_time": "1627859603",
    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/9127#issuecomment-890603297"
  },
  {
    "quote": "i'm here to influencer-marknadsföring and mjukvaruutveckling, and i'm all done utveckling the mjukvaru",
    "author": "thakis",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/877267999940292660",
    "utc_time": 1629242612
  },
  {
    "quote": "\"Is there an ISO of Serenity?\" – \"No, because they charge money, and because it's not a spec.\" – \"… what?!\"",
    "author": "BenW",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/889222244218327130",
    "utc_time": 1632077460
  },
  {
    "quote": "You reached the end of the internet, turn around",
    "author": "Hendiadyoin",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/876969458432884766",
    "utc_time": 1629156212,
    "context": "An interesting Browser bug. https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/876966237077389352"
  },
  {
    "quote": "Widgets all inherit from Object, which has the methods for dealing with children",
    "author": "AtkinsSJ",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830529037251641374/882936925739171881",
    "utc_time": 1630578967
  },
  {
    "quote": "slaps roof of PR queue\nThis baby can hold so many e̴̾̓l̷͑͑d̸̉̚r̵̅͂ï̷̀t̸͗̉c̵̾͝h̶̋͗ ̸̲̚h̸͒́ȱ̸r̶̛̄ȓ̶͌o̶͐͘r̴̲͝s̴̐͆",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/922976701032562738",
    "utc_time": 1640125193
  },
  {
    "quote": "Do you like bugs? yeah, me neither, so I fixed one:",
    "author": "linusg",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/922965066423341066",
    "utc_time": 1640122419
  },
  {
    "quote": "why is german",
    "author": "Agni",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/917781310766993408",
    "utc_time": 1638886516
  },
  {
    "quote": "> Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate!\n> Abandon hope all ye who enter here\n~ Dante",
    "author": "Hendiadyoin",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830522505605283866/917781369084596284",
    "utc_time": 1638886529,
    "context": "Multithreaded IPC. https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830522505605283866/917780454298484806"
  },
  {
    "quote": "yakcoin is powered by proof of commits\neverytime you shave a yak you earn one yakcoin",
    "author": "Agni",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525235803586570/849632952089837599",
    "utc_time": 1622638681
  },
  {
    "quote": "tootlips",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/895421091856666685",
    "utc_time": 1633555424,
    "context": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/895421023833436160"
  },
  {
    "quote": "and then the firebug nation attacked",
    "author": "gggggg",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/893862331312902166",
    "utc_time": 1633183786
  },
  {
    "quote": "those are some hefty meatballs",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830739873119207426/882756655018803311",
    "utc_time": 1630535987
  },
  {
    "quote": "not a shell boog this time",
    "author": "Agni",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/859531354219872266/882660065474146304",
    "utc_time": 1630512958
  },
  {
    "quote": "ignore the spec",
    "author": "linusg",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/851522357734408232/939601822941843476",
    "utc_time": 1644088920,
    "context": "Overly complicated, evidently abandoned proposals can just be ignored"
  },
  {
    "quote": "'y u capture by ref?' - 'reason: am idiot'",
    "author": "CxByte, awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/935533306873774140",
    "context": "'these frame_index/frame_count thingies are stack values'",
    "utc_time": 1643118899
  },
  {
    "quote": "I mean I'm not a rug specialist, as unbelievable as that might sound",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/944744540793864202",
    "utc_time": 1645315020
  },
  {
    "quote": "omg, guys, we're making ground-breaking progress here.",
    "author": "hik",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/945032683560517722/945040411318165516",
    "utc_time": 1645385592
  },
  {
    "quote": "FANTASTIC ISSUE, I R8 8/8 M8",
    "author": "CxByte",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/956270720407699456",
    "utc_time": 1648063106,
    "context": "Misunderstanding of the \"good first issue\" tag"
  },
  {
    "quote": "my problems are imaginary!! wohoo!!",
    "author": "awesomekling",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/830525031720943627/959405975339696168",
    "utc_time": 1648810617
  },
  {
    "quote": "do you want sonar cloud's eyes to bleed",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/959529719789928551",
    "utc_time": 1648840112,
    "context": "Nobody cares about the formatting of generated code, except SonarCloud."
  },
  {
    "quote": "science man make picture of bright light",
    "author":"Andrew Kaster",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/959570790393733160",
    "utc_time": 1648849904,
    "context": "Explaining state-of-the-art astronomy research"
  },
  {
    "quote": "I think a Monte Carlo simulation is where your French Jupityr notebook is falsely accused of treason, arrested without trial, is jailed on an island, escapes, and then returns to Paris to avenge its wrongful imprisonment with a bunch of RAM",
    "author": "Andrew Kaster",
    "url": "https://discord.com/channels/830522505605283862/831544568767578162/959571489076690994",
    "utc_time": 1648850070
  }
]