Meta: Scale back overly informal user-facing strings

We were getting a little overly memey in some places, so let's scale
things back to business-casual.

Informal language is fine in comments, commits and debug logs,
but let's keep the runtime nice and presentable. :^)

2 files changed, 3 insertions, 3 deletions

diff --git a/Kernel/Arch/i386/CPU.cpp b/Kernel/Arch/i386/CPU.cpp
index 3fce021fcb..9ad0b6ff43 100644
--- a/Kernel/Arch/i386/CPU.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Arch/i386/CPU.cpp
@@ -176,7 +176,7 @@ void handle_crash(RegisterState& regs, const char* description, int signal, bool
     dump(regs);
 
     if (Process::current->is_ring0()) {
-        klog() << "Oh shit, we've crashed in ring 0 :(";
+        klog() << "Crash in ring 0 :(";
         dump_backtrace();
         hang();
     }
@@ -819,7 +819,7 @@ void cpu_setup()
     if (g_cpu_supports_rdrand) {
         klog() << "x86: Using RDRAND for good randomness";
     } else {
-        klog() << "x86: No RDRAND support detected. Randomness will be shitty";
+        klog() << "x86: No RDRAND support detected, randomness will be poor";
     }
 }
 
diff --git a/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp b/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp
index b33136911a..32a1562c04 100644
--- a/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ void* kmalloc_impl(size_t size)
 
     if (g_kmalloc_bytes_free < real_size) {
         Kernel::dump_backtrace();
-        klog() << "kmalloc(): PANIC! Out of memory (sucks, dude)\nsum_free=" << g_kmalloc_bytes_free << ", real_size=" << real_size;
+        klog() << "kmalloc(): PANIC! Out of memory\nsum_free=" << g_kmalloc_bytes_free << ", real_size=" << real_size;
         Kernel::hang();
     }