Utilities: Add a quotes database and 'fortunes' program

I told you, we need a quotes ~~page~~ file! :D

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+[
+  {
+    "quote": "add some quotes, problem solved?",
+    "author": "linusg",
+    "utc_time": 1596660175,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20200805#c4651652",
+    "context": "About a different kind of quote, but that's good enough for me! :)"
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "BenW: i'm sure it's fine lol",
+    "author": "kling",
+    "utc_time": 1605364559,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201114#c5825428"
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "dammit fuzzer, what madman would write '?~x/'?",
+    "author": "CxByte",
+    "utc_time": 1606653374,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20201129#c5999293",
+    "context": "Fuzzers are even worse than users."
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "I'd totally implement that",
+    "author": "nooga",
+    "utc_time": 1611335335,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210122#c6624263"
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "No need to dereference the nullptr!",
+    "author": "linusg",
+    "utc_time": 1612014120,
+    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/5b43419a636699d71752de7cec91f6eb35ed50b5"
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "We can't not have the quotes under VC, that's a sin",
+    "author": "CxByte",
+    "utc_time": 1612035713,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210130#c6726388",
+    "context": "A quote about putting quotes in VC, in VC."
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "\"We really should start a \\\"Quotes\\\" page.\" - BenW",
+    "author": "kling",
+    "utc_time": 1612900961,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854420",
+    "context": "Apparently I said that once too often."
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "if your port uses textrels, it likely uses other things that we don't want near serenity",
+    "author": "thakis",
+    "utc_time": 1612900918,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210209#c6854410",
+    "context": "\"jk but only a little bit jk\""
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "I'm afraid of where pulling that string will take me.",
+    "author": "boricj",
+    "utc_time": 1612954860,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210210#c6866141",
+    "context": "C++ templates will lead you down the rabbithole."
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "$commitdescription ($user opened: The build failed.)",
+    "author": "SerenityBot",
+    "utc_time": 1613906220,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210221#c6989891",
+    "context": "The IRC notifications are a little bit harsh sometimes, especially if they all seem to spell failure."
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "There cannot be more unused bits than the entirety of the input.",
+    "author": "CxByte",
+    "utc_time": 1615188240,
+    "url": "https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/pull/5692#issue-586526857"
+  },
+  {
+    "quote": "Does your code contain unexpected integer overflow? of course it does! contact BenW to find out why!",
+    "author": "CxByte",
+    "utc_time": 1615228585,
+    "url": "https://freenode.logbot.info/serenityos/20210308#c7177736",
+    "context": "Overflow-correct code is deviously hard. https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity/commit/183b2e71ba8d85293db493cab27b8adb4af54981"
+  }
+]