File_Fortune provides a PHP interface to reading fortune files. With it, you may retrieve a single fortune, a random fortune, or all fortunes in the file. Additionally, it offers the ability to access fortune files as if they were a native array, including updating and deleting items. All write operations will produce a binary header file to allow compatibility with the fortune and fortune-mod programs (as well as other fortune interfaces). WWW: https://pear.php.net/package/File_Fortune